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Conversations w/ my Husband: Gangsta Wife

February 12, 2015

Christian and I often times have the most random, sometimes weird conversations. Of course it’s all totally normal to us… I only realize how weird we really are when I share these conversations with other people. There was one point in our relationship where he confessed to me that sometimes when he’s driving, he likes to listen to the spanish channel on the radio because he doesn’t know what they’re saying so he can just kind of zone out. I told him I totally understood this, because I do the same thing, only with hardcore rap. (I can’t do the spanish channel because it makes me crave chips and salsa. Every. Single. Time.
Knowing I’m a fan of Luda (the rapper ‘Ludacris’ for those of you who aren’t familiar with the rap world), Christian asked me if he was my go-to and I told him NO – I’m talking like hardcore rap… the ones you find on some random, college radio station… the rappers no one’s ever heard of, where most of the time you can’t understand what they’re rapping about but the beat is just sick (that’s code for ‘awesome’ for those of you who aren’t familiar with the rap world).
Case in point, a text conversation from a few weeks ago… 
Em: I’m listening to the New Music station on Spotify. Current song is by Aesop Rock, song is called ‘Cat Food.’ It’s hardcore rap. They literally meow in one part of it. Basically I’m in my happy place.
X: Wait… it’s hardcore rap… with a kitten meowing in it… sounds ruthless.
Em: No it’s not a kitten. It’s a rapper. He meows. I don’t even know what it’s about but I’m totally feelin’ this beat. Check it out and picture me waving my hands up and down.
X: I’d like to call this conversation, “Married to my Gangsta Wife.”

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  • Jae

    Hahaha fo shizzle ma nizzle!

  • this is amaze. and I love how you define "Luda" and "sick"….hahaha…"for those of you who aren't familiar…" and I can oddly relate to everything about this post. I used to always listen to hardcore rap in the car…then I became a mom and figured I should pretend to have values. ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Lol- hilarious! Love all the quirkiness in a couple, it makes it all so much more fun!

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  • hahahahahah this cracks me up!!!

  • LOL "a kitten meowing in it, sounds ruthless" so hilarious!! ๐Ÿ˜€

  • Hahahaha, I love how he named the conversation. ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Hahahaha, I love how he named the conversation. ๐Ÿ™‚

  • hahahaha!!! So funny!! Apparently when I’m concentrating really hard on something I tend to make up my own goofy songs and sing them..haha! My husband actually recorded it a few times! I start out with humming and then make random lyrics to the “song” I made out of humming…so weird!

  • This made me laugh out loud!

  • hahahaha!!! So funny!! Apparently when I'm concentrating really hard on something I tend to make up my own goofy songs and sing them..haha! My husband actually recorded it a few times! I start out with humming and then make random lyrics to the "song" I made out of humming…so weird!

  • This made me laugh out loud!

  • Ya’ll are too funny!! I honestly can’t say that I have a radio station that I go to to zone out lol!

  • Ya'll are too funny!! I honestly can't say that I have a radio station that I go to to zone out lol!

  • I saw Luda at the Peach Drop this year in Atlanta for New Years! It was pretty dang amazing if I do say so myself (and I do). My husband listens to ASAP Rocky too. He introduced me to him about a year ago I think. Maybe 6 months. I’m not really certain. There’s also this really odd duck rap thing he found. I mean literally…it’s about ducks and they quack and talk about a King Duck or something. I’ll have to ask him about it tonight. It cracks me up every single time I hear it.

    • Crazy- there are a few people in this thread who are familiar with Aesop Rock! I must be out of the loop or something. The duck thing?! Hilarious!

  • I saw Luda at the Peach Drop this year in Atlanta for New Years! It was pretty dang amazing if I do say so myself (and I do). My husband listens to ASAP Rocky too. He introduced me to him about a year ago I think. Maybe 6 months. I'm not really certain. There's also this really odd duck rap thing he found. I mean literally…it's about ducks and they quack and talk about a King Duck or something. I'll have to ask him about it tonight. It cracks me up every single time I hear it.

  • Hahaha! I love Aesop Rock! Yip yap! Y’all cats and birds… cue meowing.

  • Hahaha! I love Aesop Rock! Yip yap! Y'all cats and birds… cue meowing.

  • I seriously love you so much today! The fact that “who aren’t familiar with the rap world” was said twice was enough to make me love you, but the conversation itself is just epic! I’m with you though.. I think I’d rather listen to the “hardcore rap” than Spanish just because I would want the chips and salsa too. I want some now that it’s been mentioned. LOL.

    • ha! Yeah… I think I crave chips and salsa on a daily basis. Our house is always stocked.

  • I seriously love you so much today! The fact that "who aren't familiar with the rap world" was said twice was enough to make me love you, but the conversation itself is just epic! I'm with you though.. I think I'd rather listen to the "hardcore rap" than Spanish just because I would want the chips and salsa too. I want some now that it's been mentioned. LOL.

  • Haha this is the best! Gangsta rap with meowing. Only in 2015.. lol

  • Haha this is the best! Gangsta rap with meowing. Only in 2015.. lol

  • haha — cats be crazy!

  • haha — cats be crazy!

  • dying! And your side notes for those who don’t know who Luda is! This is why we’re friends.

  • dying! And your side notes for those who don't know who Luda is! This is why we're friends.

  • Katherine Lacabe

    Haha, this is too funny. Gangsta wife! Meowing?? Ha!

  • Katherine Lacabe

    Haha, this is too funny. Gangsta wife! Meowing?? Ha!

  • haha, Jae!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • haha, Jae!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • haha! Pretend to have values. Yes, I’m sure my hardcore rap days will come to a halt at that point too. (That’s what girl nights are for, duh)

    • Confession…I did listen to rap in the car once with Claire. I thought she was too caught up in the iPad to notice. But she totally hated it. I was actually kinda disappointed in her…thought she knew better! ๐Ÿ™‚

      • I’m loving these confessions, Amy. There’s still hope for her… she’s young! ๐Ÿ˜‰ ha! My friend Brooke and I have ‘Thursday Confessions’ and they usually go something like this: “Today, I watched Judge Judy while I ate an entire box of Thin Mints.” haha ๐Ÿ˜‰

        • haha…that’s awesome! So…yesterday I didn’t get out of bed until 1:30pm because I was catching up on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

  • It really does!! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  • haha! Pretend to have values. Yes, I'm sure my hardcore rap days will come to a halt at that point too. (That's what girl nights are for, duh)

  • It really does!! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  • Me too ๐Ÿ˜‰ haha

  • Julie!!! haha! I think you need to document this one time… you know, #fortheblog !

  • I would imagine you come up with your own tunes! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Crazy- there are a few people in this thread who are familiar with Aesop Rock! I must be out of the loop or something. The duck thing?! Hilarious!

  • haha!!!

  • ha! Yeah… I think I crave chips and salsa on a daily basis. Our house is always stocked.

  • Seriously! ha!

  • hahaha! This made me laugh out loud.

  • Right?! I didn't want my Grandparents to be confused…

  • Couldn't make this stuff up if I tried, ha!

  • I've thought about it but haven't yet. I really should..lol!

  • โ€‹Hahah that's so true! I dance to the beat of my own tune ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • chall1018

    Hahaha! I am laughing out loud over the fact that Spanish
    makes you want chips and salsa! You are hilarious! I am so not familiar with
    the rap sceneโ€ฆbut yesterday we had a sub at our Zumba class and she played some
    pretty hardcore rap! Ha. It was fun to Zumba to, though! >>> Married to my Gangsta Wife
    <<< LOVE!

    • haha! ๐Ÿ˜‰ Oh man, if they play rap at Zumba, I just may need to try it out. I would imagine I could lose many a pound dancing to rap. haha!

  • chall1018

    Hahaha! I am laughing out loud over the fact that Spanish
    makes you want chips and salsa! You are hilarious! I am so not familiar with
    the rap sceneโ€ฆbut yesterday we had a sub at our Zumba class and she played some
    pretty hardcore rap! Ha. It was fun to Zumba to, though! >>> Married to my Gangsta Wife
    <<< LOVE!

  • haha! ๐Ÿ˜‰ Oh man, if they play rap at Zumba, I just may need to try it out. I would imagine I could lose many a pounds dancing to rap. haha!

  • You guys are too much…..gangsta wife….love it!

  • You guys are too much…..gangsta wife….love it!

  • Confession…I did listen to rap in the car once with Claire. I thought she was too caught up in the iPad to notice. But she totally hated it. I was actually kinda disappointed in her…thought she knew better! ๐Ÿ™‚

  • I'm loving these confessions, Amy. There's still hope for her… she's young! ๐Ÿ˜‰ ha! My friend Brooke and I have 'Thursday Confessions' and they usually go something like this: "Today, I watched Judge Judy while I ate an entire box of Thin Mints." haha ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Never a dull moment over here! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • haha…that's awesome! So…yesterday I didn't get out of bed until 1:30pm because I was catching up on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

  • Oh, I'm so glad I know you. If only we lived closer!

  • Haha! This is hilarious. Glad to know I’m not the only one who craves for salsa and chips when the Spanish music drops…

  • Haha! This is hilarious. Glad to know I'm not the only one who craves for salsa and chips when the Spanish music drops…

  • haha!!!